Seeking the role of FREEDOPOLIS FRED (a happy, all-American, patriotic guy who just loves his country).
Just send a video of you in a sweater with an American flag being happy, full of life, and excited to LIVE!! LIFE is wonderful and we LOVE it! Then tie yourself to a chair (you don\'t literally have to do that) and show yourself being tortured and screaming, you\'re now terrifed! Then last go down to dejected, deflated, and depressed - life is now meaningless and you want to die.